More Mearns Sangs

BRRROOM BRRROOMAWAY IN MY CAR P6

I want to learn to drive a car

I want to learn to drive a car

I want to learn to drive it far.

I want to drive a car

Car noises!

First you have to open the door

First you have to open the door

Then you put your feet on the floor

I want to drive a car

Put the stick in neutral

Put the stick in neutral

Check you've got some petrol

I want to drive a car

Turn the key to make it go

Turn the key to make it go

Push the pedal with your toe

I want to drive a car

Now you can accelerate

Now you can accelerate

But better watch your speed rate

I want to drive a car

I wanna drive to Aberdeen

I wanna drive to Aberdeen

And all the places in between

I want to drive a car

P6 BODY PERCUSSION

Laurnie, Laurnie, Laurnie, Laurnie x2

Laurnie toon, Laurnie toon, Laurnie toon, Laurnie toon x2

Hauns up, hauns up in Laurencekirk toon

Hauns doon, hauns doon in Laurencekirk toon x2

Forrit, ahint, shoogle shoogle shoogle x2

Aye – boing x2

Loup snap, loup snap

POSE

DON'T GET MARRIED

(THE CEREMONY TAKES TOO LONG) P6

When ah was single ah slept in till eleven

Noo ah'm merried ah must wake up at seven

CHORUS

It's a life, a life, a weary weary life

Yer better tae be single than tae be a merrit wife

One says, mammy, do ma homework please

The other says, daddy, ah fell an skint ma knees

When ah was single, ah went tae the shops masel

No ah'm merried, the kids come as well

One says, mammy, ah don't like ma dinner

The other says, daddy, ah'll never be a winner

When ah was single ah went doon tae the pub

But noo ah'm merried ah wash them in the tub

One says, mammy, can ah have some Pringles

The other says, daddy, the smell makes ma nose tingle

SEE HOW THEY GROW P6

[Tune - Tae the Beggin]

Oor Osprey she has three large eggs

Soon they will be hatched

She’ll go fishing in the loch

diving down to catch

Everything will grow, will grow

Everything will grow

Everything will grow, will grow

Everything will grow

Lambs are skipping in the field

Fleece as soft as silk

Butting at their mothers’ tummies

“Come and give me milk”

Everything will grow, will grow

Everything will grow

Everything will grow, will grow

Everything will grow

In Denlethan forest the trees are growin high

Buds then blossom

Leaves then nuts

Falling from the sky

Everything will grow, will grow

Everything will grow

Everything will grow, will grow

Everything will grow

Penguins and pandas 

Puffins, polar bears

Pigs and parrots, peacocks too

Going round in pairs

Everything will grow, will grow

Everything will grow

Everything will grow, will grow

Everything will grow