SHOCK CLOCK HORROR
Tick, tock the church clock,
Here in Auchenblae,
Fell down with a clink clank,
On a rainy day.
Here lt comes neeee eeeeee bong,
Sad Bob Jamison hurried along.
“Oh no the clock fell down,
What will the parents do?
When the children don't know
What time to go to school?”
Some children stayed ln bed,
Some went out to play,
Some played the Xbox
Hip, hip hooray.
Tlck, tock the church clock,
Here in Auchenblae,
Fell down with a clink clank,
On a rainy day.
All the children partied
Around Auchenblae,
While all the teachers cried, saying,
"No school today!"
The clock face fell down in the January gales!
THE COAL TIT AND THE UNEXPECTED SQUIRREL
Broon, fite an' black
A coal tit sat
A coal tit sat
A coal tit sat
Broon, fite an' black
A coal tit sat
In a affa wobbly oak tree
Alang cam a squirrel
Wha thocht it wis a nut
Thocht it wis a nut
Thocht it wis a nut
Alang com a squirrel
Wha thocht it wis a nut
And tried tae brak it open!
"Oh ma goodness
Ah dinna want tae dee!
Ah dlnna want tae dee!
"Ah dinna want tae dee!"
"Oh ma goodness
Ah dinnae want tae dee!"
"It's tae bricht a mornin'!!"
"Get oot o' ma tree!
It belangs tae me!
It belangs tae me!
It belangs tae me!”
"Get oot o' ma tree!
It belangs tae me!
A hae a wheen o’ friends here!”
A tod and a bat
And a muckle wild cat
A muckle wild cat
A muckle wild cat
A tod and a bat
And a muckle wild cat
They’ll gulp ye in ONE BITE!
The class were studying nature.