MURDER MIGHTY MURDER P5/6

Oh it’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

When the cat he dis the rumba with the moose

If ye hit him wi a poker

He’ll dae the Carioca

Oh it’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

 

Oh it’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

Oh it’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

The dug tigged the pig

Runnin  roond the oil rig

Oh it’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

 

It’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

Oh it’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

The guinea pig and hamster

Got shot by a gangster

 It’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

 

Oh it’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

Oh it’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

The bear and the hare

Got stabbit at the fair

 It’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

 

 It’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

Oh it’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

The penguin and the coo

Got biled in a stew

 It’s murder mighty murder in the hoose

 

 

KIRKIE GALA SONG P5/6

[Tune - South Australia]

Archery and ComicCon

Beat The Goalie, eat a scone

Put yer hero costume on

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Eat a thousand marshmallows

Eat away yer holiday

And some tasty sausage rolls

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Sleep for over twenty hours

Snore away yer holiday

Use yer awesome sleeping powers

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Take a selfie with yer Gran

Snap away yer holiday

Share it now on Instagram

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Stand up on the wooden stage

Dance away yer holiday

Highland Fling is top of the range

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Snorin loudly in yer bed

Dream away yer holiday

Nasty Ted is in the shed

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Order up yer private jet

Fly away on yer holiday

To the USA I bet

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Dodge a bomb at ComicCom

Have a happy holiday

Sniff yer way tae victory

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Take some shots, go down a slide

Play away yer holiday

Let out rage on the wooden stage

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Pit yer luggage on the plane

Fly away on yer holiday

Sprint off down the airport lane

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Beachball at the Dundee Pool

Swim away yer holiday

Chutes and slides are really cool

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Watch some dancing, then join in

Dance away yer holiday

Then go see the rac-in

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala

 

Join the donut eatin contest

Eat away yer holiday

Jam or jelly, which is best?

We’re aff tae Kirkie Gala


 

KIRKIE IS THE BEST P5/6

TUNE – Bananas Are The Best

 

Kirkie, Kirkie, Kirkie is the best

Braw an beautiful better than the rest

The best boys choir in Aberdeenshire

We all love Laurencekirk

 

Dizzy Rascal, not at night – Kirkie

We start to play when it’s still light – Kirkie

To the park for a water fight - Kirkie

We all love Laurencekirk

 

P6/7 football team – Kirkie

They play really well because they’re keen – Kirkie

They could even beat Aberdeen – Kirkie

We all love Laurencekirk

 

They went with Catkins to play – Kirkie

Along at Caterline way – Kirkie

They won eleven six, hurray – Kirkie

We all love Laurencekirk

 

CHORUS

 

Liquorice and dipper stick – Kirkie

Take a lovely lick – Kirkie

Smartie mix and pick - Kirkie

We all love Laurencekirk

 

You can get all the sweets in the shop – Kirkie

In the bakery or Co-op – Kirkie

Run and laugh and hop - Kirkie

We all love Laurencekirk

 

Want to see a humpy slide in Kirkie

It’s a bumpy ride in Kirkie

At Dizzy Rascals inside in Kirkie

We all love Laurencekirk

 

CHORUS

 

Lord Gardenstone - Kirkie

Had a pet pig of his own – Kirkie

It slept on his bed till it was grown – Kirkie

We all love Laurencekirk

 

At a penny wedding long ago – Kirkie

The men wore a kilt and tuxedo - Kirkie

The ladies wore a big hat wi a bow – Kirkie

We all love Laurencekirk

 

On the Aberdeen road – Kirkie

Lorries with their heavy load – Kirkie

Don’t run over a toad – Kirkie

We all love Laurencekirk

 

CHORUS TUNE

Kirkie, Kirkie, Kirkie is the best

Tastiest food to finish your quest

Use the Lournie Chipper to get your food quicker

We all love Laurencekirk

 

Best icecream van ever – Kirkie

Greatest park ever – Kirkie

Finest radio show – Kirkie

We all love Laurencekirk

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