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THE WORLD MUST BE COMING TAE AN END P5

We sent her for cheese, oh aye, oh aye

We sent her for cheese, oh aye, oh aye

We sent her for cheese, an she fell an skint her knees

Oh, the world must be comin tae an end, oh aye

 

We sent her for butter, an she slipped intae the gutter

 

We sent her for pancakes, an she ran off, screamin MANDRAKES!

 

We sent her for eggs, an she fell an broke her legs

 

We sent her for sausage, an she rade aff on an ostrich

 

We sent her for bananas, an she fund a red bandana

 

We sent her for waffles, an they tasted awful

 

We sent her for lychee, but she rolled some mushy sushi

 

 

LOOK OOT FOR THE MONSTER P5

[TUNE - Way, Haul Away]

 

Big, green and scaly, he might pop up an scare ye

Look oot for the Monster o Loch Ness

Whistling

 

Three bumps or fowr bumps, he's got heaps o green humps

Look oot for the Monster o Loch Ness

Whistling

 

Edward the First rade oot intae battle

Tae fecht Andrew Moray at Stirling Brig

Whistling

 

Alang wi William Wallace and aa the Scottish Airmy

They won the Battle o Stirling Brig

Whistling

 

They brunt the Brig at Stirling so the English couldna get awa

Fell intae the watter o the River ca'd Forth

Whistling

 

Fa cam up the river? Fistling Nessie!

Chased them back tae England, feeling terrified

Whistling

 

That was auld lang syne, that was back in history

We aa visit Nessie and noo we get alang

Whistling

 

Big, green and scaly, he might pop up an scare ye

Look out for the Monster o Loch Ness

 

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